It's Friday night and I have a plan...what do you think?

I'm feeling really horny so I'm getting dressed up, put on my best cologne, got to the bar, have a few drinks, approach a few ladies respectfully, take their abuse with a smile, wait for them in the parking lot at closing time, pounce like a cheetah, and "see where the night goes". Any girls want to meet me out for an Apple Martini?